Many hosts provide wonderful food but forget to provide receptacles to throw it away. What do you do with chicken bones? Bread rinds? Shrimp shells? This is why I appreciate parties thrown by people who have dogs.
Read MoreHoliday newsletters trumpeting people’s successes only make us feel terrible about ourselves. So, here’s a newsletter guaranteed to lift your spirits.
Read MoreCookbooks are a lot like sex toys: for that special person, they’re the gifts that keep on giving.
Read MoreThe most shocking thing about Thanksgiving may be how much we can eat. I often feel like a python that’s eaten a Nubian goat, which takes it five hours to digest and eight weeks to get hungry again. Tell me you don’t feel the same way.
Read MoreHow many sexy strangers did you not leave with after a party? How many cocktails did you refuse before driving home? How many killer stock tips did you not follow up on? Let’s take a moment to appreciate all the potentially disastrous things we just didn’t do.
Read MoreI’m the kind of person who likes the air conditioning on the outside of my car. I enjoy the wind at my windows at night. I like football on TV four days a week. Ah, November. So much to love.
Read MoreWhy would anyone have fond memories of those cheap, twentieth century products that were designed to break down and impossible to fix…except that they were simple to use and actually worked?
Read MoreOur right to freedom of speech allows us to say almost anything but there are limits. A company addressing a function we’re not allowed to talk about is pushing those limits for all of us.
Read MoreSometimes I think the more we talk, the less we listen; the more we explain, the less we’re understood. That’s why I’ve decided I’m just going to start handing people lists.
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